Talk:Roleplay Here!/@comment-28006517-20161026214554/@comment-28006517-20161030022617

"You heard her!" Paigren yelled to the clan as Ashstar commanded, "Attack!" the blind gray cat's ribcage sprouted weird black tentacley thingies that shot through her skin, a mace (a ball with spikes) appeared on the edge of her tail and black flowers started to climb their way up her paws. She smelled her way around and found one of the wolves (dun rememebr waht dey look like, bleh), pinning it down and smashing the mace repeatedly against it's face.

"Uh, jeg er ikke en del af denne klan .. Skal jeg vaere at angribe?" the young lion asked, turning to Ostin. "What'd he say?" Velvet questioned. "He asked if he can fight." Ostin translated. "No. You, Kapi, and Flod need to stay here. Your flippin' sides have been torn open!" she growled, still applying cobwebs to Kapi, who wriggled uncomfortably 24/7.

Jenelle, Wren, and Levi all ran into battle, flailing themselves onto random wolves like the derps they are. Cipher Ash and Jagular decided to carefully maneuver their attacks like the total science geek losers they are.

Harp and June, because they are smaller, raged into battle and tackled a wolf together. Even though they shouldn't really be allowed to fight because of the age limits but you know, THE POWER OF A SPEECH IMPEDED SIAMESE AND A CALICO WHO CAN'T SEE COLOR!

Meanwhile in the C.E.A.S.E organization...

aldophassyn: man i sure hope my character never gets introduced.

???: ye me neither

401: why is my face a screen

aldophassyn: shaddap we're on a low budget for face prothstetics.

???: what even is my name

401: u dont have a name thats why ur labeled as ???

???: im what now

aldophassyn: stop brekin the furth wall gosh

401: you know, we're an organization that has the power to wipe out all of humanity and animalmanity and pretty much the whole world and we have also ruled entire galaxies, but we're just sitting here eating cookies and selling drugs to toddlers. dont you think we should do someting better with our lives?

???: ....

aldophassyn: ...

401: ye me neither

Ashstar randomly waddles over and sits down, "So, can I have a cookie?"